Saturday, July 26, 2008

Top ten reasons to become a nurse

  • All the tape you could ever want
  • Free alcohol preps
  • Getting to tie up strangers
  • Wearing cartoons on your clothing in your 40's -- to work
  • Working with folks who's sense of humor is as warped as your own
  • Go lytely bowel prep!
  • Discovering that the some people view contents of colostomy bags as fingerpaint and their body as a canvas
  • You long to be in a longterm relationship with a podiatrist
  • The little voices told me to
  • You have a personal goal to be exposed to every infectious disease known to man

1 comment:

Lillie said...

I would have thought the "Go lytely bowel prep!" would be a reason NOT to become a nurse!