Top ten reasons to become a nurse

• All the tape you could ever want
• Free alcohol preps
• Getting to tie up strangers
• Wearing cartoons on your clothing in your 40's -- to work
• Working with folks who's sense of humor is as warped as your own
• Go lytely bowel prep!
• Discovering that the some people view contents of colostomy bags as fingerpaint and their body as a canvas
• You long to be in a longterm relationship with a podiatrist
• The little voices told me to
• You have a personal goal to be exposed to every infectious disease known to man